Blog-TOWER OF BABELI have been unemployed for 3 weeks. I have looked for work via internet in my pink flamingo pajamas and Ugg boots. I looked in the mirror and saw a person I said I would never become. 1200 noon, still not dressed, hair not combed, raccoon eyes, nails bitten. I have not worn anything unless it has an elastic waist.
My work shoes now pinch me , from walking barefoot. I cannot wear heels, without walking like me toosies got blugeoned to within an inch of their size 10 lives. I now wear no watch, no jewelry, nothing with a waistband. I have nightmares, about going to bed with a bag of orange Cheetos and waking up smattered with orange dust on my mouth and hands. My blanket covered in candy wrappers and grape soda.
Can I wear a skirt with a waist band? I had an interview last friday, and could not wait to get in my car and "unplug" my pinched skirt. Have I turned into one of those men, who when watching nascar, unbutton? When I interview, does the interviewer know "she is a bad way?" I used to wear a suit, stockings, heels, 3 rings, hair and makeup, matching coat, and bag. I COULD RUN IN ALL OF THIS. This is what i wore yesterday: black wife beater with skull and hearts and sequins, black stretch capri leggings, black ballet shoes, then hipster seven jeans, gap brown tee and flip flops, then Betty Boop pajama bottoms and tube top. ONLY STRETCHY. hair pulled up in a band, not a scrunchie..........but I am sure that is coming. along with the fanny pack.
I need a makeover. Can someone call that TV show, WHAT NOT OT WEAR?
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