Blog-TOWER OF BABEL

I was thinking the other day, sometimes there is a lot of freakish behavior on corporate jets.

Things i have seen and was asked to do.................

Clip toenails

Zip pants

Unzip pants

Asked to bottle fed a pot bellied pig (( the pig flew under a insurance waiver of 5000.00) they like to eat carpet)) hard to make the pig stand still.) i tried

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Put whiskey in a baby bottle (i did, please do not) for a 6 month old

Lick a stamp

Pull a dislocated shoulder (nope)

Walk on someone’s back (nope)

Cut 2 holes in a paper bag for a celebrity

Change a diaper

Ask to not go in the back due to sexual encounters, will knock when done. PS.. Was given a baby, told to take care of it, till said sexual encounter with not the woman’s husband was done.

Asked for water menu (california does this)

Shave the back of someone’s legs (nope)

Reapply makeup to a drunk person

Sit with a passenger who was going thru a bad divorce for 8 hours, no food service, only vodka

Asked to not look at the passenger on a 12 hours flight. had to put sunglasses on

Wake up a passenger when they had violent nightmares, 7 times in 8 hours - had to land in kansas for more vodka, went thru 3 bottles of grey goose.

Asked to go shoeless in cabin

While flying film maker with 8 dogs, asked if dogs could come out of their cages and roam the cabin

Asked to make a bed in the aisle, so passenger could sleep naked on floor with an apple.

Why do we do this job? Because everyday is different!