Blog-TOWER OF BABEL

HAPPY NEW YEAR!.............I woke up this crisp winter morning and i was curled up under the down comforter in a pensive mood. Glad to say goodbye to 2008, it was my first holiday i have ever had, that i was laid off. This sort of took the shine off my pumpkin brithere and sistera, let me tell you. BUT. lemonade is coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am going to do all the things i put off while flying.

1. Take better care of myself. vitamins, drink more water, have more fish, reintroduce a vegetable once in a while, and stop attacking the can of chocolate frosting at 3 am. Hormones!

2.  Take a writing class, i need one. That is obvious, right?

3. Hang more with my brother and sister. My brother is as funny as chevy chase and my sister takes a lot of heat for wearing those talbot sweaters with the santa on them. I have tattoos for god sakes, we are polar opposites and I love her.

4. Stop stressing about money, I lost most of it. I can always sell a kidney.

5. Take an asian fusion cooking class and a cuban cooking class.

6. Make plans to go stuff. I would always wander away when peoples would take out their planners. I could not commit

7. Road trips! I hate to fly on the "I DUNNO" airlines

8. Get a six pack

9. Electrocute myself if I have a negative thought

10. Let people see me vulnerable

11. Turn off the lights, detail my truck, and do not take too much shit.

12. Read more, go to movies instead of shopping

13. Sit in the park, hang with my animals.

14. Recycle

15. Read the new york times.

16. Be a better friend

17. Pedicure the gargoyle feet more

18. Church

19. Drive slower

20. Get off Nicorette gum

HAPPY NEW YEAR DANIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The junk I eat on corporate jets is amazing! I am on the crushing verge of vegetarianism after watching Super Size Me, a documentary film by Morgan Spurlock. It is a film about fast food and McDonald’s, and the ravaging health trouble it causes. I do well nutritionally when I am home. But a few takeoffs and landing later..............hmmmm. 

I am a pig at 41,000 ft. Rudy's whipped cream, tablespoons of it, chocolate chip cookies, 3 of them, chocolate mousse, 1 serving, I pick off all the mango off the fruit tray(saving grace), Chocolate covered strawberries, peach pie, 1 sliver, birthday cake for the icing, sugar babies, lays potato chips, chicken fingers, deep fried, with bbq sauce and a coke. I eat out of boredom. I am 6 ft tall and weight 140. Not bad, but my insides sometimes are coated in sugar. And forget about the mood that come after. 

When I open up the catering boxes, it is like Christmas morning. I do not keep tempting food in my house. So please, spare your crew and passengers from the cash axe, eat wisely. Do not try this on the a/c.